"He smells like..." and Pinglish!

"Spiders, Unicorns, and Whales make me poop!"

"Jesus rides around in a jeep!"

"That police man just turned so you can go FAST mommy!"

"I gotta drop a deuce daddy!!"

(potty)

"It's a boy trip mom... It's pretty dangerous -you stay here"

"Do you have a fever?  no I just been in the summer too long!"

"I was gonna dead that wast momma!"

(Wasp)

"Go get your pellet gun and shoot that cat... he is trying to deuce in my sandbox!"

"Look that trucks a mud bog truck... it's ALL jacked up!"

"I went to heaven today mom.. and saw MJ, Papa, and the Angels. They were just hanging out!"

"You wanna go to the movies?" -mom

"No I'm not into that mom!" -York

"I just pooped a chicken nugget!"

"may I please have a pel?"

(propel water)

"Mommy why did WES break the sprinkler?"

"P is allergic to rucks... that means he likes them!"

"I'm just lollyscabing momma"

(lolly gagging)

"It's hot as a firework"

"I don't like eggs... I'm very picky of eggs.  I love sweet beans too"

"Did you see my cocktion?"

"I'm going to eat you for dinner daddy... put you on the grill!"

"I can see Las Vegas from here mommy"

"Do you wanna get one of those when you get younger?"

"Here's a scrat piece of wood"

(scrap)

"I'm all up in your grill and your buisness!"

"I promise I'll hush mommy!"

"It stopped raining.  I guess God was taking a shower"

"I know about books and ART!"

"I'm building a duck dynasty!"

"It's peanut butter and jelly KID!" -York talking to Perry

"We need to call gator boys!" -York's comments on our snake in the backyard

"I have a dirty heart when I cut wood!"

"York, you are obsessed with outside!" -Mom

"No mom, I'm sessed with tractors and bobcats!" -York

"Mom calm down and talk to me!" -York talking to me after snake sighting

"Who did crafts with Ramsay in the hospital?" -York refering to his footprints on his crib in hospital

"You make my day Tascha!"

"I played hotch scotch today!"

"I bet he is going to the flip show" -speaking of gymnastics in Olympics

"It's raining at night... who ever heard!"

"I got concrete in there!" -catching him picking his nose

"I didn't know we had monster trucks in our town!"

"He smells like... like... like  a PRECIOUS baby!"

Perry brings a new twist to the English language... we will call it Pinglish for now! He can repeat anything you ask him to and sounds so cute trying! These are just a couple of my favorites!

golt car (golf cart)

peas (please)

sheezzz (say cheese!)

moowr (more)

tank choo (thankyou)

taktor (tractor)

monk (chipmonk)

jon eer (John Deere)

Daddio (Daddy- O)

Bea BEE (Baby)

tash ta (Tascha)

mooo (move -as in out of the way)

ough (out -as in of the highchair)

rash (trash -he throws EVERYTHING away)

argee (orange)

ruprel (purple)

boo (blue)

lello (yellow)